James Austin Johnson

American comedian and impressionist

17 stories

16 quotes

I’m happy to report that America is healthier than ever,
I think I play his charm a little bit more maybe than Alec did,
No, it’s really bad that we took any,
Uh, darling, I gotta admit, this sounds a little insane,
After those Iranians spend 20 hours talking to JD they said, 'Please, sir, just go back to bombing us,
You’re calling me? That’s not a good sign,

In the last 24 hours


Earlier

SNL cold open skewers Trump’s obsession with winning prizes — and taking other people’s: ‘I love me!’

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This is followed by horrifying monsters Aunt Gladys (Sarah Sherman) from the movie Weapons and White House adviser Stephen Miller (Andrew Dismukes) handing out the award for best ass kisser to Kristi Noem (Ashley Padilla), only for Trump to interrupt her, Kanye-style, and take that one too

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