Desi Lydic

American actor and comedian

17 stories

20 quotes

You don’t have a date yet? You need a more specific timeline than that. It’s a documentary, not your husband’s war,
If you’re one of the people who left the theater wishing that it was two hours longer, good news
This guy is completely obsessed with himself,
Wow, thanks for putting in all that thought. Such a lazy name. That’s like making a daily show and calling it ‘The Daily Show,
They were bored, not even looking at him. This one kid was just on his phone half the time. Hey, kid, stop playing Roblox. The president is talking about affordability,
OK, now what are we taxing ourselves to punish Canada for?”

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