Colin Jost

American comedian, actor, and screenwriter (born 1982)

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You’re back home safe in sunny San Diego, which the president just asked Iran to blow up,
Look, we all have that one friend that seems like a nice guy, but they’re definitely not. It could be someone you’re close to, or someone you work with. Maybe you can’t prove anything. You can just look at him and tell those weird, privileged Ivy League types always got some messed up stuff going on.”
Kristi Noem said that she’s sad about the divorce but is always happy to separate another family,
And I was like, “Well, the good news is, I’m being surveilled, so that’s a relief,
Yeah, we talked about it, and we were like, ‘That would be too ridiculous,
I was like, ‘Would it be funny if Hegseth just did that Bible verse that they have in ‘Pulp Fiction’?′ Remember, from Ezekiel, Samuel L. Jackson?”

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