Shane Gillis

American comedian and actor (born 1987)

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I haven’t been to the gym in so long, I didn’t realize women just dressed like whores now,
You guys got me on a couple brewskis,
Chelsea Handler went to dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010. That's just a fun one. You can look it up, there's articles. It wasn't like a big party, there was, like, seven people there. It was like, Prince Andrew and Woody Allen were there."
We are here to celebrate a guy we used to like in a city that was once important.”
Just like how Chinatown and Koreatown are two different things, but your favourite slur works in both places.”

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